[lwj IMMEDIATELY turns around and leaves—
—no I’m kidding, he does not. Does he even look suspicious??? No because RBF syndrome... it’s fine. His injuries obviously haven’t magically healed up but he’s cleaned up and his leg is properly bandaged, so he looks more comfortable?? Kind of???
Anyway he just stops and stares at her.]
Hm?
—no I’m kidding, he does not. Does he even look suspicious??? No because RBF syndrome... it’s fine. His injuries obviously haven’t magically healed up but he’s cleaned up and his leg is properly bandaged, so he looks more comfortable?? Kind of???
Anyway he just stops and stares at her.]
Hm?
[Okay like
Normally, maybe he would’ve just accepted this (er, in his own way) and gone on his way
But tragically Catra gives him massive Wei Wuxian vibes, and the last time Wei Wuxian “””apologized””” to him, he immediately swapped out one of Lan Wangji’s books for porn
So he narrows his eyes just the tiniest bit, clearly trying to gauge whether or not she’s being serious.
“What changed your mind” is what he really wants to ask but lwj doesn’t know how to use his words so:]
...Why?
Normally, maybe he would’ve just accepted this (er, in his own way) and gone on his way
But tragically Catra gives him massive Wei Wuxian vibes, and the last time Wei Wuxian “””apologized””” to him, he immediately swapped out one of Lan Wangji’s books for porn
So he narrows his eyes just the tiniest bit, clearly trying to gauge whether or not she’s being serious.
“What changed your mind” is what he really wants to ask but lwj doesn’t know how to use his words so:]
...Why?
[He doesn't visibly react to being called "idiot", besides, like. A blink. Apparently that doesn't bother him.]
If you follow the rules, there will be no trouble. They apply to everyone equally.
[So he's not, like. Singling her out or anything. He's an equal opportunity stick in the mud, does that make it better or worse...]
If you follow the rules, there will be no trouble. They apply to everyone equally.
[So he's not, like. Singling her out or anything. He's an equal opportunity stick in the mud, does that make it better or worse...]
[Imagine if he told her his sect has over 3000 rules that he follows every single moment of his life
BUT HE DOES NOT, at least not for now. He tragically does not acknowledge her tremendous efforts whatsoever, though he does incline his head.]
...Thank you. [He can be polite, even to gremlins. Though he looks at her again, after a moment.] Do you require assistance?
[With following rules... is this a joke?? It does not look like a joke. He looks like this is a 100% genuine question]
BUT HE DOES NOT, at least not for now. He tragically does not acknowledge her tremendous efforts whatsoever, though he does incline his head.]
...Thank you. [He can be polite, even to gremlins. Though he looks at her again, after a moment.] Do you require assistance?
[With following rules... is this a joke?? It does not look like a joke. He looks like this is a 100% genuine question]
[--except then there's a VERY DISTINCT NOISE coming from his sleeve?? And out of it scampers one of their fat campus squirrels, which then perches on his shoulder like a parrot, its nose twitching.
Okay.]
Okay.]
My apologies. Beauregard was concerned it could be ill.
[That is not what happened at all
But he's frowning at it, despite how it's looking at him expectantly with its beady little eyes.]
Do not disturb others. It is not yet mealtime.
[The squirrel is a squirrel and just twitches its tail fluffily.]
[That is not what happened at all
But he's frowning at it, despite how it's looking at him expectantly with its beady little eyes.]
Do not disturb others. It is not yet mealtime.
[The squirrel is a squirrel and just twitches its tail fluffily.]
[A small sigh.]
She was feeding it improperly. It seems more comfortable now.
[More like it knows a sucker when it sees one and he made the mistake of feeding it so now it's his pet
But it gets that !!!!! squirrel expression at the sound of her nails, and skitters around the back of his neck to burrow down into his robes, mussing up his hair in the process. Its tail is sticking up behind his ear??? He looks ridiculous.]
She was feeding it improperly. It seems more comfortable now.
[More like it knows a sucker when it sees one and he made the mistake of feeding it so now it's his pet
But it gets that !!!!! squirrel expression at the sound of her nails, and skitters around the back of his neck to burrow down into his robes, mussing up his hair in the process. Its tail is sticking up behind his ear??? He looks ridiculous.]


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